John Wilkes Boothe
see abraham lincoln.
after you abraham lincoln a girl, save a little bit of your load and shoot her in the back of the head with it.
hey baby, how would you like to receive an abraham lincoln tonight and possibly follow it up with a john wilkes boothe?
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