Johnny Appleseed

verb. the action of a dude spreading his seed across no less than three states. this may be accomplished by actions such as a road trip. the vehicle of choice is a van, granted a bicycle and a dumpster in the back alley will suffice.

disclaimer: it must be a different women per state. “women” in montana don’t count due to their manliness. animals don’t count. family members don’t count.
bryan and i are going to johnny appleseed this summer on our coast to coast road trip.
to gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven b-lls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
i snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol’ johnny appleseed.
a man who doesn’t wear condoms when having s-x with women he hardly knows. derived from the expression of how a man “plants his seed” to impregnate a woman. “johnny appleseed” can also be used to refer to a man who has many children by many women.
“mike refuses to wear rubbers with any chick he has s-x with. he’s a regular johnny appleseed.”

“levon has baby mammas all over town. he’s a regular johnny appleseed.”
a nickname used for a guy who hasn’t the b-lls to stand up to his girlfriend or wife.
j.a.: i don’t think she’s going to let me go.
buddy: let you?? listen here, johnny appleseeds… you go back in there and tell her you’re playing poker with the guys tonight. if not, give me a call when you grow some apples down there.
1. a s-x act in which a man uses his thumbs to pack his t-st-cl-s into an -ss hole — similarly to how one would pack a seed into the earth vis-à-vis the folk myth of johnny appleseed.

2. the “tea bagging” of a garden in an attempt to make it more fertile.
richard gere wouldn’t have made such a name for himself if pauly sh-r- had given him a johnny appleseed instead of that poor gerbil.
the art when a guy knows his exisitng relationship is about to end, the guy then plants as many of his seeds with girls he knows as friends in hopes given the ideal situation one or many of the seeds will grow into a plant which inturn when his relationship ends he will f-ck those plants
rick has been johnny appleseed lately he’s been throwing his seeds at every girl his knows because he is about to break up with his girlfriend
the quant-tative mixture of malt liquor, bagged/boxed crisp white wine. this lovely c-cktail is crisp and refreshing, while providing you with the alcohol percentage you need to have a fun filled evening.
dude i was drinking some johnny appleseed and shared it with this chick, she became my wife after!

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