Johnny B’d
to get fired from your job for absolutely no reason but to be told it’s because of something totally ridiculous and untrue.
mike: liz you’re not going to believe what happened to me today at work!
liz: what happened?
mike: i got johnny b’d!
being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother f-cker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn’t share
man ! i totally got johnny b’d three times last night…and i could smell that was some good sh-t !
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