Johnny Carson
the true king of late night television. lived from 1925-2005. everyone else is only pale copies compared to him.
he hosted the tonight show for 30 years.
when a mustached man (or women) goes down on a girl and their lush mustache tickles the girls v-g-n- ever so slightly. the girl should make a purring noise.
mustached man: omg! tickle tickle tickle young one
young one: purrrrr
mustached man: i love your firm b–bies hahahaha silly women
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