johnny cochran
the most arrogant -sshole you will ever meet. he thinks he is a big bad police man, though he is really just a dunkin donut eating rent-a-cop. some nights he even tries to pretend to be an emt.
we called the po po for a shoot out in plan 11, but johnny cochran showed up instead.
1937 – 2005 (died of brain tumor)
the famed attorney on the oj simpson trial.
some call him evil, others think he’s a good man, but most just call him brilliant. if you can get a murderer off on such a high profile case, you must be.
he said the most important words of the whole trial anyway –
“if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit!”
– stated johnny cochran, refering to the glove used as evidence in the trial.
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