Johnny Jacobs


johnny jacobs is the name for an unknown et (extra-terrestrial) creature that takes on the form of human bodies and poses as one of us. “it” likes to engage in strange alien-like activities such as “people watching”. don’t be fooled by it.
dude that johnny jacobs is an alien.

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