Johnny Moronic
1. a term used to describe someone who talks like they are very tech savvy but in reality is such a tech r-t-rd they have trouble using even the most basic computer functions.
2. someone who likes to give pc or tech advice when they clearly have no idea what the f-ck they are talking about.
derived from the keanu reeves movie johnny mnemonic
johnny moronic there was gonna download a cracked copy of photoshop, but instead he wound up installing a tapeworm that ate his harddrive.
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