Johnny Penis


a guy who is always talking about p-ck-rs. not necessarily gay but it does make one wonder.
johnny p-n-s is the undisputed office expert on d-cks.
some people think its a p-n-s belonging to a man named johnny, but its clearly frog aids
hey look, he has johnny p-n-s

what do you mean?

he has frog aids

oh
a being on earth with a penal organ named johnny. someone named johnny with an extremely fantastical p-n-s.
“dude my new gf told me i had a johnny p-n-s!”

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