Johnny Rat


a man with absolutely no standards when it comes to the opposite s-x. when he is not looking for a random wet hole to put his d-ck in, he is busy plotting and scheming like a little weasel. known to have a fetish for jank -ss hoodrats.
john ellis is the biggest h-rn–st weasel i know, he is such a johnny rat.

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