Johnny Special


1. menial tasks that a bald monkey could perform

2. a discount or additional side offer for acts of prost-tution that are not paid for, usually for those johns looking for volume discounts, or jewish johns.

“can someone make sure we have all 100 paper clips in the box? “that sounds like a johnny special.”

“i know i only had enough for a hummer, but how about a johnny special and throw in a tea bag?”
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