Johnny Text


a reply to a text that is simply a ‘k’, especially if your text was an entire sentence
you: “i’m giving birth! quick call the medics for me i used up all my minutes!!”
johnny texter: “k”

you: “a long elaborate well thought out text”
johnny texter: “k”

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