Johnson City

a city in ne tennessee where people in the abingdon/bristol area go to find the stores and restaurants that everywhere else in the country has. it is often affectionately referred to as “jesus city” or “the city of johnson.”
you know if you want to buy that we’re going to be making a trip to johnson city.
a small city in northeast tennessee that is full of hillbillys and rich people. you have either or. the people are in love with nascar and will spend $1,000 just to go to bristol track to see cars take 4 lefts. boring,and nothing to do. never move here.
person 1- “i come from johnson city, tennessee.”
person 2- “where is that at?”
person 1- ”do you know where knoxville, tennessee is?”
person 2- ”yeah.”
person 1- ”it is about two hours from there.”
basically they lock us up in this prison cell all day long with a bunch of c-nty teachers who don’t even know what their talking about. the “authority” there doesn’t exactly follow the dress code seeing as the vice principle likes to wear shorter skirts than most of the hoes, but thats okay because she’s a super nice lady, lol jk, shes a b-tch not to mention her partner in crime, a huge giant male with white hair thinks it’s okay to stare at everyone and ruin there day. it’s safe to say there isn’t much higher than them though, they can’t seem to find a principle, they keep quiting, really shows us how bad of a district we are. that’s just the staff, lets talk about the students. one word, ghetto, don’t get me wrong i’m black, but i aint no ghetto -ss black person like the rest of them. all you hear all day is screaming from the 100’s of african’s in the school who disrupt everyone, not to mention the 40 fights that happen daily because the ghettos can’t seem to just realize there ghetto and stick together. i’m not racist because some black people here are normal, but most of them think they can just fight everyone. however, that’s only problem, we also have a hoe problem partially blamed by these ghetto’s. all these white girls think it’s okay to bang multiple black men. these girls will f-ck and suck till they have every std out there, but that’s okay all there parents do is put them on birth control and say it’s okay hunny. ____ finish reading in example
now on to problem number 3, why does half the school think it’s cool to smoke weed? i don’t know, ask the 500 kids who come to school high every day and also use school time to sell there sh-t. problem number 4, the people here are dumb -ss sh-t. i mean seriously if your ghetto ,do drugs and your a hoe, why do you both even coming to school, you wont even make it to burger king so just become a stripper, prost-tute or pimp, it’s all your probably gonna amount too. but i mean in general, if your looking to smoke weed, f-ck easy white girls, watch ghetto people fight and see the disciplines do nothing about it, come to johnson city.

john: did you see the fight?
matt: yeah bro i seen 6 today, wanna go smoke some budd?
john:sure then lets go f-ck some white hoes
matt: alright can’t wait, well skip 9th period, ms.wood wont even notice, i love johnson city !