johnson rod
seinfeld slang for a fake mechanical part used to jack up the price on your ignorant azz.
mechanic: “you’re gonna need a johnson rod.”
el stupido: “oh, a johnson rod. well ya better put one of those on there.”
device that is connected to a gazach via a knibbling pin
the johnson rod fell from the gazach because the knibbing pin fell out.
(n.) a rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.
the setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.
noun – a really big p-n-s.
“d-mn, have you seen his johnson rod!?!”
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