johnversation
a once sided conversation; a story that is retold multiple times daily; always changing. with the retelling of the story the facts change and any gaps in the original story are filled in with unrelated current events.
i have heard that johnversation so many times and each time it becomes less and less accurate.
when a conversation is led by john and you fall asleep three times during it. usually happens at bi-weekly engineering meetings.
general manager “let’s keep this short and sweet. john, why don’t you start us off.”
john “well……”
-3 hours later-
john “…i think that about sums it up…”
jimmy “we really need to stop having these d-mn johnversations…”
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