Joiked
“jerked” in a new york accent.
i just got joiked at that new m-ssage place down the alley.
Read Also:
- Joinism
1) the act of taking part in a group, social activity, or movement without understanding the goals/purpose of said organization, usually for attention or sense of belonging. 2) deviously joining a group, social activity, or movement for purposes other than what is known. 1) katie, who joined the sorority because all her friends were doing […]
- Delectabitches
(deee-lecta-b-tches) when an event, area, room etc. has many hot women present, that event, area, room etc. is referred to as being delectab-tches. eugene: “d-mn fredericko there be so many honnies up in this heezy” fredericko: “mmmmm… this party is delectab-tches”
- joist-smeg
a carpenter’s term for the acc-mulation of cobwebs, dust, c-ckroach carc-sses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists. “that crawl sp-ce was so narrow i had to lie flat on my back and every time i moved i got a face full of joist-smeg.”
- Presidential Solution
to solve a problem with a half -ssed attempt, utilizing poor quality materials with little thought to as how long the fix will last. the trunk of my car would not stay shut, so i came up with a presidential solution and wired it shut with a coat hanger. to half–ss fix or somewhat repair […]
- propensity
a tendency or likeliness. normally used by elitest douche bags when they are trying to -ssert and display their superior intellect. “i know your propensity for acting like a total douche bag.”