Joiner King


1). a soulless individual appearing to have no obvious basic social skills apart from the ability to communicate online through instant messaging programs, with strange smilies.

2). a backstabber and a thief.

3). somebody obsessed with 24.

4). a h-m-phobe.
1). person a – hi ben, how are you today?

joiner king – ._.

2). person a – dude, did joiner king ever pay you back that money you kindly lent him?

person b – did he f-ck?! he told me to f-ck off and called me a c-nt! that’s grat-tude for you!

3). joiner king – “omg i want to f-ck jack bauer in the -ss”

4). person a – “i love you andrew.”

person b – “i love you too rick”.

joiner king – “omg i’ve just been physically sick”

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