joist-smeg


a carpenter’s term for the acc-mulation of cobwebs, dust, c-ckroach carc-sses, and other debris that adheres to the sides and edges of floor joists.
“that crawl sp-ce was so narrow i had to lie flat on my back and every time i moved i got a face full of joist-smeg.”

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