JOLARM
1. the acronym to “jerk off like a rhesus monkey,” which alludes to an attractive woman’s affect on a man. 2. sometimes the acronym serves as a scale that measures the level of attractiveness by identifying the number of times jerking off is required.
1. tonight i was so turned on thinking about john’s wife that i jolarmed repeatedly before i could get to sleep. 2. john’s wife is a 5 jolarmer.
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