Joleen

joleen: a super smart chick with a fly booty. the kind of girl who can hang with the guys but dosent take any sh-t! a girl who is always on the dance floor and laughs like she means it. most likely a best friend or, your best friends girl friend.
” joleen’s laugh is like the rarest bird singing.”
if you are not sincere with your feelings, don’t even try to get close to a joleen. with those beautiful, penetrating eyes of hers, she can read exactly what is on your mind. she can easily make out your real intentions, so don’t flirt. it will amount to insulting her and i -ssure you, insulting her is not at all good for your health. even when her tone is soothing, her disposition kind and her smile generous, she can be planning the most powerful retaliation. when joleen is insulted or gets hurt, her fury knows no bounds. the beauty of a joleen is exceptional, mysterious and totally magnetic.
joleen is f-cking amazing. she’s a 20 out of 10 and the perfect woman to be with.
1. a drugstore creme bleach, usually in most walmart neighborhood stores as well as wal-greens stores, used to bleach facial hair, but can however be used as an -n-l bleaching cream. especially when -n-l bleaching on a budget.

2. vt. the action of applying joleen bleach to your derrierre
luke saw his nana’s joleen bleach laying around (which she uses for her mustache), one day he decided to go where no man goes, by applying nana’sjoleen bleach on his bunghole to turn his chocolate spider vanilla, poor b-st-rd could not sit,fart, nor sh-t right for a week. -n-l bleaching gone wrong and no he did not get the job as a jockstrap model! poor motherf-cker!

sheena was definitely joleening her b-tt crack before going out!
means skinnier than the starving kids in africa
boy: dayuuuuuuuum girl, eat something cuz you look like a f-cking joleen!
girl: i did earlier. i ate a motherf-cking carrot so get off my case.
term for clogging the toilet
guy: did you just joleen the toilet again?