Jolly moses


the sothern illinois version of saying “holy sh-t”. usually said by 40+ yr old men with shaved heads often named r…o..b..b..i..e with “-ie” in the end not “-y”. work at banks or something like that.
girl, she be like ” 200 men in illinois dont earn $10,282 a year…omg!”

r..o..b..b..i..e, he be like “jolly moses!!..!..!” (he be throwing some candy at that girl.)

jesus, he be like “h-llooo!”

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