jolly old candy king
another way to say that someone is a j.o.c.k.; one who enjoys carrying a gallon of water around wherever he goes, just in case; loves and plays football and believes it’s the most important thing in life
hey, look at that gallon of water sitting on that table over there! do you think it is the property of a jolly old candy king?
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