jonalker stalker


a fugly boy that follows little flat chested girls to get approval from very horney friends. every hates him!! all girls run away when they see him because he is so ugly and has pimples all over his face and uses girls make up to cover them up to get the little girls attention!!
tom: omg that guy is following that little girl!
bob: yah he must me a jonalker stalker!

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