Jonas Fangirl


these are the girls who aren’t real fans. they’re incredibly annoying, have never looked at a dictionary, and tend to abuse the caps lock key. mainly in the tween age group, it is very easy to tell when one is a jonas fangirl.
they are obsessed with the jonas brothers looks, and get mad when someone dates a jonas brother (other than themselves.)
occasionally, they even yell at other fangirls who think a certain jonas is theirs, which has led to many arguments. if someone says their opinion and happen to not like the jonas brothers in any way, the fangirls have a spaz attack and attempt to insult the other person with unintelligent remarks.

not to be mistaken for a njf (normal jonas fan.)
guy: i don’t like the jonas brothers music, they suck at singing.
njf: oh. i like their singing, but that’s your opinion.
jonas fangirl: omggg they r sooo great u r just jelous cuz i bet u cant singg nd they r perfct sooooooooooo hawttt and lyke they hav purty rings so they r better then u.u dont no gud music so f— off you gay f–!!!!!1!!11one!

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