Jonathan Bradford Wright
my favorite actor,and the man with the most amazing cheekbones ever created.he is best known for his role as hanschen in the broadway prodution of spring awakening.he will also be in the upcoming movies nick & nora’s infinite playlist and youth in revolt.he has the coolest fanbase,the last ones to the bridge a.k.a. the slow walkers.he hates facebook & blackberries.he is also my husband…he just doesnt know it yet =p
slow walker1:i can’t believe jonathan bradford wright is leaving sa tonight!
slow walker2:omigod we’re ontopic for once!
slow walker1:yeah and those cheekbones are to die for.wait,-slow walker’s name-needs to be here…where is she?!?!
slow walker2:-looking at jbw pic- who cares -melts-
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