Jonathan-David
a s-xual act involving highly dextrous activity.
a woman who always talked openly about her promiscuity was approached by an old friend one day. the friend inquired as to what her ideal s-xual encounter is. upon answering with simply “a jonathan-david,” the friend asked her to elaborate. so she says in response, “if i’m not tied down, being choked, having my hair pulled, bent over, leg over one shoulder, with a little toe in my -sshole, it’s not a jonathan-david night!”
a boy who’s hopelessly in love with a girl who’s in love with someone else. firs appeared in the eponymous belle & sebastian song. along the same lines as calling someone a “lord anthony.”
look at that poor jonathan david. he has no idea she’s not into him.
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