Jonathan


the name of someone who used to be kind, caring and gentle. people treated him like cr-p and now he’s one of the most evil people around. he has very few friends and tends to show hatred towards everyone else. the only people he still cares about are his family. he is very selfish, manipulative, rude and greedy.
girl: what ever happened to jonathan?

girl 2: he finally went off the deep end. stay away from him.
loyal, generous, handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. jonathan(s) is/are intelligent, subtle, strong, rock-like men. they are the best friends and very best lovers.
no matter what happens to me, good or bad, i can be happy because i have a jonathan.

oh yes, oh jonathan, oh yes! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)
very nice person, warm and welcoming.
everyone wanted to hang around jonathan at the party.
an extremely nice guy
see that jonathan over there? i love him.
someone who will always say the right thing, he’ll sometimes be shy, but he’ll respect everything you do. he’s bound to be handsome, and will look good no matter what. sometimes, he will take your breath away. he’s a dream, picture-perfect, a complete sweetheart. no one could do any better than a jonathan.
jonathan makes my stomache flutter when he kisses me.
a boy who will never break your heart. nor will he ever lie to you to get his way. he has an honest fun loving heart. he can be a bit perverted but people just love him for who he is. he can open the hearts of many and make a mouth dropping poem to make any girl smile. he is also on the funny side. he can make anyone laugh with his dorky shyness. he makes the perfect friend. he is a lovely little smart boy who can make people laugh as well. he is genuine and peaceful. he’s also very sensitive to the heart. he protects who he loves even if the world is on top of his shoulders. the pressure will never break him and he will never break anyone else even if it means killing himself for it..
jonathan: “your eyes glimmer in the glowing night, with heart breaking souls moaning with thrusts of blood spreading throughout the night.”
person1: -mouth drops- o.o
jonathan can also be defined as god, or god like. in simple terms… you shall bow down to him willingly.
jonathan is the greatest.
the most amazing guy in the world. it is impossible not to fall in love with him. he will tell you how beautiful you are everyday, and even if you dont belive him, he will tell you anyways. he tends to be extremely cute and caring. he wont make you do anything you dont want, and is very understanding. he has a very cute smile, and is funny without trying. you will have a smile on your face everytime you are around him. when you leave his presence, you immediately want him back. he is on your mind 24/7. he creates these feelings in your chest that you do not know how to describe. in short, he is absolutely amazing, and falling in love with him, is the best thing that can possibly happen to you.♥
theres this guy who makes me feel so special. when i see him i get happy on the inside. he must be jonathan.

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