Jonathan’s Cosmo


a c-cktail made famous by a west hollywood club personality. it consists of cranberry juice, and premium liquors as a subst-tute for the regular recipe. this is an extremely “divo” c-cktail.

– 1 oz premium vodka (belvedere, grey goose or wyborowa)
– 1/2 oz grand marnier
– 1/2 oz cranberry juice
– 1/2 oz chambord
1 lime wedge
we like to order jonathan’s cosmo everytime we are at here lounge or the abbey. it’s as strong as jet fuel.

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