jooms
a level of love that reaches higher than all other forms of love in existence, it is the deepest, most pure, and most true form of love. it is only meant to be said in soft warm tones, and commonly followed by a kiss.
i think i may joom her
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huge perfect t-ts
one day i heard some dude saying “joom” at a certain beat so i started looking around to see why he was saying that, it was because some ladies huge perfect t-ts were bouncing up and down everytime he said “joom”.
d-mn check out those jooms on that chick!
champion, winner, world-cl-ss, prestige, top dog, the best
marino and kai were part of the 2009 joom squad, as they trampled noobs all day everyday.
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