joosified
it’s a state that only cool people are aloud to be in, it happens when you drink m-ssive amounts of joose, and no, you’re way more than drunk, you’re joosified.
natalia: dude, when are we going to get jossified?
eitan: let’s go to duane reade and get some joose now.
natalia: nice.
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adrianna: what are you doing guys?
parces: we’re getting joosified, can’t you see it. (everybody shows their orange tongues)
feeling nice off of a joose beverage, or several.
i was so joosified last night. i don’t remember a thing.
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