jordan iversen
commonly thought of as a lowly peasant, scr-ping the ground for pennies and food stamps, jordan is actually a supreme diety that should be worshipped. his godly powers and his beautiful looks aren’t the only thing that make him so holy. he has an iq of 180 and the strength and agility of a lion striking on its prey. all women love him and adore his looks. it is even said that just a glance from jordan can shatter a woman’s heart instantly he is known across the land for his incredible appearence
woman 1: look over there!
woman 2: ow. i think my heart just broke in half, he is so amazing.
woman 1: he must be jordan iversen
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