jordaned


to pull a sick move on someone while on the basketball court, such as a turnaround fadeaway or breaking someones ankles then throwing it down.
d-mn dude, he just jordaned your -ss.
one who breaks f-cking everything! i mean, seriously, wow, he breaks a lot of friggin stuff. like door kn-bs and car windshields and stair cases.
dude, you jordaned my f-ckin door! again!

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