Jordon

an extremely caring guy. he is very dirty minded. knows how to treat a woman. good kisser. can make anybody feel better. his hugs have the power to heal. is known to be very good with his hands, ask any girl. oh, and did i mention, he can fly!
girl1: hey, have you heard of jordon?
girl2: yea, i hear he flys through girls windows and uses his magic fingers on them!
girl1: he sure does! he flew through my window last night!!
a gordon-like jordan.
n-body seems to notice that the name is spelled with an o instead of an a. which makes everyone think the person is a jordan.
that jordon sure did fool me.
my best friend. and amazing guy who knows how to make everything thats bothering you just fade away. knows how to make you smile even when your crying. who’s kisses can send you to the moon and back, and make you want them more and more. who’s hugs can make some one strong cry like a little baby. who’s love is something girls have been looking for since the dawn of time. some one who’s smile puts the sun to shame. some one you think of daily. some one you love uncondisionaly. some one you wish you could spend you whole life with but you know you can’t. some one who loves hong-kong because they know what it means. i still love you jordon
his kisses remind me of jordon.
the s-xiest man alive. his p-n-s is usually 4 to 5 inches bigger then the average mans. girls love him and wish that he was there boyfriend. if jordon is your boyfriend you shouldn’t leave him. also he gives the hottest s-x on planet earth.
i wish i didn’t leave my jordon. he was perfect.
simply the best, a gift to god sent to earth to stop global warming, end poverty and world hunger. just the presence of a jordon makes all woman in the room -rg-sm on the spot. it is said in ancient greek myths that in the battle of t-tans a jordon came down and won the battle in 10 seconds it would have been 5 but he had to tie his shoe. some nicknames for a jordon are the holy lord, chuck norris and i’m not worthy. gets greatly offended if you call him a jordan.
person 1: omg do you know who that is?

person 2: of course i do it’s a jordon

person 1: we should start bowing

person 2: i think he’s p-ssed we haven’t already
she is independant, but caring, and loving, sarcastic, but knows when to be sensitive. extremely protective over her friends and family, tends to be pig headed. musically inclined, and is strong willed. she sticks to her guns, no matter what.
-did you hear what jordon did at the game?
-yeah, she let those 2 guys have it for their language and i was scared she was gonna get the cr-p beat outta her.
-yeah, but she wasn’t afraid of them!
not only an amazing boyfriend, but an amazing best friend. can make a horrible day into an amazing one with just one smile towards you. his hugs make you feel like no one else in the world matters other than jordon and yourself in that moment. his kisses are as addicting as oreos and milk duds and can make you dizzy and happier than ever, his hands yes, are also amazing and he knows it so does every other girl. he’s c-cky yet shy and knows how to make any girl fall for him which can be intimidating when your his girlfriend because you’ll never want to lose him. ever. watch out for his ex girlfriends because they’ll try to break you two up if your going out with jordon because of the fact that the ex’s are psycho. oh and every other girl out there. he’s just irresistible. and that’s why i cherish every moment and am proud to have one of the most amazing jordons ever. i love you more than anything.
who’s your boyfriend?
jordon?!
d-mn i wish i had a jordon minus the girls and psycho crazy ex girlfriends.

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