Jorge Posada


a misshapen scr-t-m; usually the result of obsessively trying to place your c-ck up your own -ss.
“i really have to stop trying to b-tt-f-ck myself all the time,” said a-rod, “because i’m getting one heck of a jorge posada.”
a man who who goes both ways (switch hitter) but only catches when with another man.
that guy is a jorge posada.
a stupid jew who has a monster nose and sucks at baseball.
bob: who is that jew with the huge nose?
george: thats jorge posada.

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