Jorsty
pertaining to esoteric references usually made by hipsters who wear jorts
hipster: that was just a reference to baudelaire
girl: what?
guy: huh?
girl and guy: that was so jorsty…
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hipster: i totes almost spilled pbr all over my fav cd…it was ripped from vinyl…nbd…
guy: dude…you’re jortsing hardcore right now
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girl: wanna go to wendy’s?
hipster: do they have arugula salad with goat cheese? i have an obscure stomach condition that requires a steady diet of arugula and goat cheese
girl: you’re way too jortsy…i might have to reevaluate our friendship…
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hipster: i cut up all of my jeans into jorts for the summer…winter’s gonna suck! d-mn my jortsy tendencies!!!
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