Jortz


(v) the act of -j-c-l-t-ng in one’s jean shorts.
(n) jean shorts which have been -j-c-l-t-d in.
“man, that girl was so hot i almost creamed my jeans!” “you mean you jortzed?”

“these jortz are so crusty i put legs on ’em and used them as a coffee table.”

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