Joryed


when someone tries to help you fix something, but only screws it up worse. specifically something technical or i.t. related. i.e. cell phones, computers, pda’s, smart phones, software, etc.
“yeah i kept getting these weird error messages so dustin came over to help me but he totally joryed my computer. it won’t even turn on now.”

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