joseph mueller
joseph mueller is an ok dude. he owns way too many watches and so many colorful socks. he is known for wearing tight pants and rolling up the bottom to make man-capris. he loves to travel and get tattoos. watching iced coffee swirl with protein nut milk is one of his favorite past times, as is collecting gold decor for his house. he also loves tamping his espresso down and prefers a semi firm tamp. joseph mueller is known as the fearless leader of the move group and has sold just a boat load of real estate. he loves his mama. he has two kids and the three of them all have matching eyes.
is that a dude wearing capris? naw bro, it’s joseph mueller.
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