Jostler


the princ-p-l of advancing ones self by destroying others in regards to careers and egos.
#1: d-ck is part of a large team, but he doesn’t care who he jostles to advance himself further along in the company.

#2: mary is such a jostler, did you hear how she got kris fired!?

#3 harry and d-ck didn’t feel like waiting in line so they simply jostled their way to the front of it.

a term used to describe somebody you would see in the street and think “what a jostler!”
somebody who wears astro turf shoes with jeans.

somebody who goes out to a club in a t-shirt with the slogans; “beer monster”, “if found please return to the bar”, “while you’re reading this i’m staring at your t-ts!”, “i’m the daddy!”

somebody who openly states that they know their own i.q.

these can all be defined as jostlers.

a w-nker, one who jostles, a t-ss-r
my boss is a complete f-ckin’ jostler

Read Also:

  • jrew

    blue har tattoo artist that is stuck in the 80’s. tron. any transformer. and ninjas. also people who lack any hygiene. nin jrew

  • dukun

    dukun is a common occupation among the javanese people of indonesia. its called shaman, or psychic, or paranormal in english. many people come to a dukun for many purpose, e.g. for increase wealthyness, to make someone like him or her, or even for revenge on someone. yes, dukun can perform something similar with vodoo. hey, […]

  • elevensies

    one of the numerous daily meals eaten by hobbits such as peregrin took. pippin: “what about elevensies?” – hit with flying apple. a s-x act, in which a man comes so hard into the back of a females (or males) throat that the sp-nk travels up and out the nose forming two lines down from […]

  • Elvis sandwich

    peanut b-tter and banana sandwich, fried in bacon grease. a favorite meal of elvis presley, who would eat as many as 15 at a single sitting. today we made elvis sandwiches for lunch….mmmmmmgood!

  • Emasculine

    emasculine as in e-masculine. a portmonteau of emasculated and masculine. typically used to describe that particular breed of man that compensates for real-life effeminacy by being an internet tough guy. this guy said he would kick my -ss after i beat him at cs. he’s so emasculine!


Disclaimer: Jostler definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.