journalgasm
occurs when one becomes so excited about getting a new planner that they can no longer contain the pleasure it will bring them.
person 1: omg i just spent 30 bucks on a planner with this amazingly complex organizational system. i even had my name engraved on it! (person 1’s eyes roll into the back of their head)
person 2: wow, stop journalgasming all over the place.
person 1: you just wouldn’t understand! you’re such a planner newb!
the event of something so amazing happening that you can’t think of anything except your journal or blog and how appropriate it would be and one explodes in a fit of ecstasy
-obama messes up the speech at his inaugaration-
sh-lly: omg, this is incredible! i know just where this is going as soon as i get home!!
mich-lle: oh no, sh-lly’s had her 5th journalgasm of the day.
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