Jove


a fat joint that consists of half weed and half clove mixed together to create one amazing smoking experience. the name “jove” was created one night after rolling and then proceeding to smoke the jove on top of the harvard university arts center. the jove’s high hits you very hard and very fast, however it doesn’t last as long as other highs.
“my g-d! this spliff is amazing, what’s in it?” “that’s no spliff my friend, that’s a jove–a half weed/half clove combination of awesomeness!”
english translation of latin word for jupiter, the roman king of g-ds.
“by jove” equates to “by g-d”
jove is a word that can be used as a noun or verb. it is a mixture of the euphoric emotions of love and coffee.

when used as an adjective joving (although highly unrecommended) is the act of the euphoric emotions combined, so if one chooses to do this, please use iced coffee as to not cause serious burns.
i “jove” you.

let’s say you and i do a lil joving tonight?
a joint made with a clove cigarette. ideally the clove used is a djarum black so you can hear your jove crackle as it burns.
matt is such a hip stoner, he’s always smoking joves.
a v-g-n- that is wider than it is tall. often compered to a man’s chode.
man patrick, your mom has a huge jove. logan, did you like my mom’s jove last night. logan and patrick double teamed phillip’s mom’s jove last night.
the supreme being in the universe. he who commandeth and controleth all. he is to be respected and revered, his will is to be obeyed always. one may swear by him only if he be a true devoted believer. possesses the power to smite any infidel that dare challenge his sanct-ty.
by jove, i’m starving!
jove! i can’t believe it!
the epitome of all emotions.
“by jove…”

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