Joy Assassin
one who excels at being a killjoy.
a: wanna hit off my joint?
b: that stuff is bad for you and is illegal… you’re just enabling criminals and hurting yourself. now i have to call the police.
a: you’re a master joy -ss-ssin, you know that?
a: ain’t life grand?
b: sure… ’till you get old, see your family and friends die, your own health fails and it’s all over. we leave this world alone.
a: joy -ss-ssin!
a: are we having fun yet?
b: when i was seven years old, my priest touched me.
a: joy -ss-ssin!
a: look at the cute puppy in the window!
b: dogs are predators. given the chance, they would eat those bunnies over there. is that cute?
a: joy -ss-ssin!
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