Joy-Beth
a joy-beth is love, kindness, patience and personality. everyone loves to hang out with a joy-beth because she makes them laugh and is so much fun. joy-beths are witty, smart and quick to tell a joke. they love to be left alone while shopping. they hate stupidity and laziness and prefer to do the job themselves rather than sacrifice quality. joy-beth’s are very rare and when one is spotted a quick conversation should be started or the discovery will be at the loss of the non-joy-beth. a joy-beth is a good friend and although she may only have a select few, those people know that they are the luckiest to have befriended a joy-beth. she is loyal, trustworthy and honest. joy-beth’s are always considered aswesome, although non-joy-beth’s may feel the need to exert themselves most haneously in the presence of a joy-beth because of their subpar awesomeness. joy-beth, a rare and precious find of the highest quality…may often be taken for granted until the non-joy-beth realizes their awful mistake and discovers what a b–b they are.
i found this diamond encrusted watch today, but it still doesn’t compare to a joy-beth!
i went to my job interview today and realized afterwards that i should’ve tried harder to get the position. it was a joy-beth opportunity!
a great day consists of good coffee, blue skies and a whole bunch of joy-beths!
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