jpaolino


an italian who won’t embrace his ethnicity by “popping” at least the top three b-ttons of a shirt to display his hairy chest and multiple gold chains which are adorned with crucifixes. this act (or lack of action) makes him somewhat m-s-ch-stic since doing so would fulfill one of his hearts deepest desires.
yeah, that guy is ashamed to be italian; what a jpaolino!

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