Juan ValDEEZ
pr-nounced ” juan val-deez”
spilling the beans to the point of creating a monumental disaster. a combined reference to the alaskan exxon valdez oil spill and to juan valdez, fictional columbian coffee grower.
“you told betty to her face that she was really ugly?! holy cr-p, dude!… did you ever juan valdeez her!
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