Juando
variant of the spanish name, juan which translates from the hebrew as “gift from g-d.” men nicknamed juando are often also referred to as “mr. juanderful.” ladies, if you happen to find yourself a juando, you definitely need to jump at the chance cuz odds are “juan in a million” that you’ll find another man who’s as attentive, caring, tender, kind and good in bed as a juando. guys named juando also happen to be rather erudite and significantly more intelligent than your average juan.
the most interesting man in the world is often mistaken for a guy named juando.
joe: did you see the newest dos equis commercial with the most interesting man in the world? he was snowboarding down mt. everest with a hottie on each arm!
josh: man, you crazy! that was juando!
lori: hey girl, how’s it going? you seeing anyone these days?
cindy: i just met a guy named juando….. we’ve only been together for a couple of days and i’ve never had such a toe-curling good time!
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