Jude Law

great british actor who nails every performance down. like johnny depp, he’s a terrific actor who’s attracting too many idiot, mtv-influenced girls who only like him only for his looks rather than talent.

his well-known movies/performances are; the talented mr. ripley, road to perdition, closer, existenz, cold mountain, a.i. etc.
jude law is a great actor. i maybe a heteros-xual male, but i ain’t gonna lie, he’s a handsome b-st-rd!
actor, more often than not plays charming caddish types who turn out to be total b-st-rds but he’s just so d-mn pretty you love him anyway…
check out the full sidal/backal nudity in films like wilde, closer etc…
handsome, s-xy actor who has an ugly nanny fetish.
girl 1: -after reading tabloid- “jude law cheated on sienna miller with that??!”

girl 2: “she’s so fugly with those beady little eyes and plain-looking features. she’d make paris hilton look good!”
real name: david law}
h-llo i’m jude law, also known as david law
s-xy mama!!

not only a great actor, but the s-xiest man alive!

what more can you ask for?

movies include:
-the closer
-the aviator
-ai
-road to perdition
-cold mountain
-the holiday
-gattaca
-wilde
-slueth
ect ect ect

~2 oscar nominations~

-daughter reads tabloid on jude law cheating on sienna miller-

“i want to be his nanny someday!”

generally good actor, flopped a bit in alfie but it was a sh-te movie anyway so he didnt have a lot to work with. cheated on sienna miller, fiancee, with the nanny.
yeh ok, he is quite cute too
when you cheat on someone with the help.
oh my god you did a jude law.
yes, i did just penetrate my nanny.

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