Judox
1) a jewish ox
2) the reverse process of being ‘judas’
1) due to the shortage of judox, normal ox will have to do for p-ssing off as judoxtail soup.
2) sonny: i think i’m going to change my blackberry for an iphone.
hill: judas!
sonny: to the contrary my friend, i was originally an iphone user, then changed to the blackberry (i.e judas)… i am now merely a judox for reforming back to the iphone.
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