Jug o’ Sip


a half-gallon of wawa lemonade tea.
its only good after you slap the side, and proclaim that you’re about to drink some sip.
(me): “hey man, just got my jug o’ sip!” ::loudly slaps the side of the jug::

(you): “sweeeeet!”

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