jug o wine
n. a humorous moniker for a large wine container, typically gl-ss, that is at or over 4 liters in size. most appropriate in usage when the wine contained within is an inexpensive brand.
dude, you bought the jug o wine!
(the inference being, a much larger sized wine container was acquired by the target of the remark – as opposed to a more standard 750 ml wine bottle size)
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