Juggalo Chuggalo
the grossest part of the juggalo initiation ritual. before an icp fan can become a juggalo, he has to endure a series of challenging h-m-s-xual tests to prove his loyalty to the juggalo lifestyle. in this, the final test, all male members of the juggalo “family” jerk off and c-m in a gl-ss. the initiate must drink all the c-m while the group chants “juggalo chuggalo!”
before becoming a wicked juggalo ninja, i had to juggalo chuggalo all my friends’ c-m. it tasted like faygo!
the grossest part of the juggalo initiation ritual. before an icp fan can become a juggalo, he has to endure a series of challenging h-m-s-xual tests to prove his loyalty to the juggalo lifestyle. in this, the final test, all male members of the juggalo “family” jerk off and c-m in a gl-ss. the initiate must drink all the s-m-n as the group chants “juggalo chuggalo!”
i could call myself a wicked juggalo ninja, i had to juggalo-chuggalo all my friends’ c-m. it tasted like faygo!
a juggalo chuggalo is a beer chugging device created by juggalocujo many years ago designed to get a large group of people intoxicated in a very short amount of time.
made from a 3 liter bottle of faygo, it is emptied and rinsed out, left to dry and than slowly filled with 8 bottles of your beer of choice. (preferably yuengling) after each beer is slowly poured into the bottle and the foam has settled a mark is made on the exterior of the bottle with a permanent or “sharpie” marker. after the bottle is full numbers will be written between the lines designating the number of bottles of beer are at each line.
the bottle is than p-ssed around your crowd of friends and chugged in succession until emptied and than re-filled and chugged until everyone has had there fill of beer.
chugging is made extremely easy with this device due to 2 facts:
1. the bottle is made from plastic making it easy to squeeze and force the liquid down the throat faster than a normal beer bottle or can.
2. the mouth of the bottle is twice the size of a normal bottle making the liquid flow out of the bottle and into your mouth faster.
an experienced chugger will be able to fully down an entire beer in a matter of seconds.
after the bottle has been emptied for the final time, and everyone around you reeks of “alchofunk.” the crowd takes turns decorating the bottle with various designs.
a juggalo chuggalo should only be brought into the party on very special occasions and only used responsibly.
hey man, we want to get completely trashed tonight, you should bust out the juggalo-chuggalo.
alright man, but i’m not buying the beer.
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